Down On The Farm With George Clooney | Brief Letters

George Clooney says of his children: “It’s important to maine that they tin survive,” and invites them to watch his handyman skills astir their workplace successful France, including “fixing … nan automated screen for nan swimming pool” (Report, 7 October). It strikes maine that he and I unrecorded successful different worlds, pinch very different definitions some of “survival” and of “farm”.
Fiona Collins
Carrog, Sir Ddinbych

Like Gillian Greenfield (Letters, 8 October), I utilized to put nan power connected erstwhile I couldn’t slumber and often fell dormant to LBC News. Because of its postulation reports, I woke up afloat apprised of nan advancement of nan roadworks connected Brent Cross flyover.
Mark Redhead
Oxford

Paddington proves nan aged maxim “Do not flick nan bear” (‘Laugh, muchachos’: Spitting Image workplace sued aft Paddington Bear episode, 6 October).
Woody Caan
Duxford, Cambridgeshire

My favourite TV subtitle was during a jazz documentary (Letters, 6 October). Thelonious Monk was described arsenic “the loneliest monk”, which I presume is nan logic he produced awesome music, arsenic location was nary 1 astir to distract him.
Simon Dobinson
Barnet, London

As Hurricane Ida made landfall successful 2021, Louisiana, according to BBC News, was “lashed by a Harry Kane”.
Nigel Beatty
Hurstpierpoint, West Sussex