What's Actually The Best Car To Have Sex In?

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I don't cognize if you cognize this, but Jalopnik is officially a existent website. We whitethorn not person a Wikipedia page aft much than 20 years connected nan internet, but we do person a Jeep commercialized starring comedian Iliza Shlesinger, who conscionable declared to nan full world that we're a existent website. Why? Well, nan measurement nan commercialized tells it, we reviewed nan Jeep Grand Wagoneer and declared it nan champion car to person activity in. We're utilized to being near retired immoderate clip personification lists aged Gawker aliases G/O Media properties, truthful it's been bully to beryllium remembered for once.

That said, we didn't technically state nan Grand Wagoneer nan champion car to person activity in. Lawrence Hodge (RIP) said nan Grand Wagoneer would astir apt beryllium his prime successful a Question Of The Day post, but arsenic pinch each QOTDs, that was conscionable expected to beryllium a jumping-off constituent for you, our beloved readers, to answer. If you check retired nan Answer Of The Day, nan Grand Wagoneer didn't make nan database (although nan Jeep XJ did). 

Lawrence did review nan Grand Wagoneer about six months earlier he wrote that QOTD, truthful I guess, technically, he did reappraisal it and past later opportunity it would beryllium his prime to beryllium nan champion car to person activity in. But that's still a spot of a agelong there, advertisement agency that took Iliza distant from her James Beard Award-winning husband's (presumably) delicious cooking to show group Jalopnik is simply a existent website that officially declared nan Grand Wagoneer nan champion car to person activity in. 

Now, I'm not going to opportunity nan Grand Wagoneer is simply a bad car to person activity in, arsenic I've ne'er had activity successful a Grand Wagoneer and couldn't show you. In fact, you whitethorn not cognize this, but Jalopnik has an charismatic argumentation against having activity successful property cars. You wouldn't deliberation you'd request a norm for illustration that for a bunch of way-too-online car nerds, but you're forgetting we're officially nan astir charismatic car unit connected nan net (source: soul Jalopnik poll, 20 years running). 

Even if I'd secretly had activity successful a property car, though, this isn't astir my preferences. I don't want to sway nan commenters and extremity up causing personification to make different commercialized based connected a QOTD. I want to cognize what cars you deliberation are nan champion for having activity in. Is it nan Jeep Grand Wagoneer? Is it nan Miata? Is it nan Volkswagen Thing? This is your chance to lend to nan charismatic Jalopnik database of nan champion cars to person activity in, truthful beryllium judge to see your reasoning, too. 

If this is going to beryllium an charismatic list, we person to make judge we're thorough and return our time. Wouldn't want to decorativeness your remark excessively fast. After all, nan full net pinch everyone watching, apparently.