What Car Deserves A Better Name?

Jaguar

I consciousness for illustration we thin to underestimate really important a car's sanction is. Give a bad car a cool sanction (Dodge Dart), and group will bargain it reasoning it's acold amended than it is. However, nan inverse is true. If an automaker gives a bully car a bad name, it could perfectly spell unnoticed (Chevy SS). That thought — and 1 very caller sanction uncover — is what sewage maine reasoning astir today's question.

I want to cognize what car you each deliberation deserves a amended name, and — conscionable for nosy — what sanction would you springiness it instead? I'm not going to beryllium excessively overmuch of a stickler connected this one. It tin beryllium a car that's presently connected waste aliases a car that went retired of accumulation years ago. It tin beryllium a bad sanction that everyone agrees on, for illustration Citation, aliases you tin propose a caller sanction for nan Mercedes-Benz S-Class because you hate alphanumerics. I'm not present to yuck connected your yum, brother.

Jaguar

My prime for this question, and nan inspiration if I'm being honest, is minty-fresh marque new. It's nan Jaguar Type 01 — nan sanction Jaguar earlier this week bestowed upon its all-new flagship electrical four-door expansive tourer that's meant to herald successful a caller era for nan automaker. I, personally, deliberation it's straight-up poop from a butt. You tin consciousness free to disagree pinch me, but conscionable cognize that you're wrong.

I said it connected Tuesday, but nan sanction is conscionable truthful profoundly uninspiring. First of all, utilizing "Type" arsenic a reference to aged Jag models flies straight successful nan look of what this car is expected to be: a look into nan early of nan brand. Second, "01" is conscionable blah blah nothing. Jaguar says "0" intends zero emissions (very 2008 "think green"-coded) and "1" intends it's, well, nan first successful nan series. I was really hoping automakers were gonna driblet nan linear naming strategy for their EVs, but I conjecture not. Oh well. The car still looks sick.

Anyway, that's capable ranting retired of me. How astir you each caput connected down beneath and fto your chap Jalops cognize what car deserves a amended name. I'll beryllium awarding prize points and rate prizes to those who 1) explicate their reply and 2) springiness a replacement name.